SO freakin’ good. Too many one-liners, I don’t even know where to begin. Cute, refreshing, relatable, and funny. Let’s just say Ashton Kutcher gave me “premature ventricular contractions”.
Welcome back to the single life, Al. It has gotten competitive out there. While you’ve been spooning for 10 years, the whole game changed. A guy doesn’t even need to call anymore. A text at midnight is basically a romantic dinner for two.
Penny (Happy Endings)
Defending Penny
Tommy from "Barefoot Pedaler":
Do we know you?
Max:
Yeah you do! If the time frame is from now on, and the place is your nightmares!
Miami sightseeing
Uncle:
There's so much to see in south beach. You can see lots of art deco, beautiful people, celebrities, drug dealers...
Me:
Celebrity sightings are cool, but I don't care to see drug dealers.
Uncle:
The drug dealers in Miami are better looking than celebrities.
